We'd love to hear your comments, nice or nasty. But preferably nice. We can dish it out, but we can't take it ok?! Just kidding, don't hate the player, hate the game...or something like that.
THE BLONDE - Loves gay men (and aspires to be one), pizza and reality TV. Hates Frank Caliendo, late-night Latin Music Awards and the Duggers. THE JEW - Transcends all races and religions, loves Canadian television and wine. Hates Maddy Gosselin, toaster crumbs and Bjork.
THE SLUT - Loves speaking too loudly always, fried food and puppies. Hates urchin children, old people and Pepsi.
THE GAY - Once had sex with a Zac Efron doll, loves not responding to text messages, and Anderson Cooper. Hates that homewrecking bitch Angelina Jolie, 877-393-4448 and waking up before 1pm.
GARBAGE - Reformed hooker, loves ramen noodles, the radiator and being king in the castle. Hates traveling, black men and being fitted for hats.
BLOCKBUSTER - Loves beer,appreciates the finer things (Stevie, the big flat screen TV and more), and has a dvd collection vastly reaching 1000. Hates children, bed bugs, and an untucked bed.
AHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!! That shit showed up on my sister's photo album too! FACEBOOK!!!!! Make it go away!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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