Aicha in my life

Updating your status is a necessary facebook action, it’s true. A gateway into originality – letting us in on what you’re up to. It’s not however when you post song lyrics in your status, ugh! Shame, shame on those of you who consistently update your status with song lyrics. Really, really? You have nothing better going on in your life and need to broadcast the lyrics to either the current top charts pop/rap/hiphop/country (really country?) song that rocks your world for the moment. I know we belong together now, Kelly sings it – I don’t need to read it in your status. Chances are the song that your posting lyrics to is probs overplayed anyhow and if it’s not, your dumb ass is about to wear it out for the rest of us.

Some of you hit those really low points and you just can’t take it anymore and you have to post those oozing with depression, wanna slit my wrists (vertical is the best way by the by – don’t half ass it with those horizontal amateur cuts) lyrics that expose all of us to the hopeless world you’re begging not to live in and honestly it’s bringin’ me down. You’re killing the mood yo; I’m gonna need you to take it up a notch maybe post “you are my sunshine, you make me happy” even if you really mean the complete opposite. If you’re not willing to avoid your true feelings then just keep them out of your status. TMI people. Everybody hurts and everybody cries, thank you REM and random person on facebook who updated their status. It’s too much melodrama to subject your fellow facebook peers to. The book of faces is a happy outlet for all of us who work for a living, who take a quick peek in the middle of a shift/day job to get their facebook fix. You’re wasting my precious, less than minimum wage hard earning minutes to read the fourth post you’ve had in two days all with different song lyrics exuding a range of emotions spanning from Britney’s Hit me baby one more time, touching on JRB’s I’m still hurting and clocking out with REO Speedwagon’s I can’t fight this feeling anymore. Your feeding into the impulse of posting mundane, outdated or depressing lyrics are taking up more than the desired amount of space on my newsfeed.

You know what else, some of you post the wrong lyrics. Do your research folks. You have internet; hit up letssingit.com or one of the other 50,000 sites that will give you the correct lyrics. Now everybody, I mean EVERYBODY (insert throat clearing noise) knows the lyrics to Old Dirty Bastard – don’t be the fool caught posting the wrong lyrics to Baby I got your money. It’s bad enough you’ve probably been singing the wrong lyrics. I really have to sress here that the focus to this DPTonF blog isn’t posting song lyrics in your facebook status – it’s okay once or twice; every now and again. However some poor unfortunate souls (wait a second when did I become Ursula in Little Mermaid – damn it I’ve gotta stop watching and listening to Disney movies -I’m in my mid twenties) right, some poor unfortunate souls are posting song lyrics in their status ALL the time. Guess what: It’s not cute.

Don’t do it.

~loving you always, the Slut