Informer, you no say daddy me snow me Ill go blame, a licky boom boom down.

So Loyal DPTonF reader. I'm sure you are all wondering where we've been recently and whats up with the lack of updates. We've been REALLY busy. With everything thats going on in the world there hasn't been enough time to spread our good word. I mean where do I begin? Between reading all the coverage I can on the Chris Brown Smackdown on dead inside eyes Rihanna (Seriously you are BACK with him after he "allegdly" smacked your head against a window, and more importantly threw your cell phone out a window?!!!?), RuPaul's Drag Race (Ongina was robbed!), Americas Next Top Model (Goddess of Fierce? Really Tyra?), waiting on Kelly Clarkson's new album to come out next week (How much do you love My Life Would Suck Without You?), and watching I'm on a boat (Marry me Andy Samberg) and Kittens Inspired by Kittens (I'm her mother! NO SHE'S NOT!) on repeat on YouTube, there's been a lot going on.

Frankly, I haven't been too inclined to log on facebook as of late, for fear of seeing this


or this








I had a bad feeling when I saw the first one, hence the post below. I thought that my dislike of this would spread to the masses and it would end, but no. I really can't take it anymore! Every time I see a new one I am filled with a rage that can't be matched and no other man would understand...unless you're Chris Brown...(too soon? I can't stop. sorry) Anyway, isn't one enough? And someone please enlighten me, whats the point? Tag friends in labels that they are already aware of then watch it spread like Rihanna's "alleged" herpes (too soon again? I promise that was the last joke).

And lets not forget the comments, you know what I'm talking about. One person comments "OMG I can't believe you tagged me as the slutty one with no future!" another comments "ROFLOMGLOLHAGSCATSASSFARTS! I TOTALLY thought I would have been tagged as the deadbeat with no semblance of a future! But I guess I'll take stupid whore who will never be truly happy!"

What I guess I'm trying to say is, COME ON PEOPLE. We can do better. Give me a good public facebook breakup (more on that from The Blonde soon), some slutty pictures, hell, I'll even take the 25 things back, but ENOUGH of this cartoon picture madness. Its totally ruining my buzz.

I guess that's all for this nonsensical, far too pop culture filled, rant.

I know it may look like I was being like a bitch, but that's only because I was acting like a bitch.




Don't fuck it up.

-The Gay