So here on DPTONF there’s the redundant topic of photos. Time and time again we’ve rehashed not to put pics of your dead baby, your hoe on a toilet, your taddies (itty bitty or not) but what we’ve not delved into yet is the issue of photo captions and comments, ergo…
Let us all remember whilst facebook is a reliable, applicable facet for social networking it is also a main source of entertainment for us folk that have moved on from our hillbilly parts of the south or the Midwest and aren’t a part of the cow tipping that we count on your pictures to entertain us with. We’re gonna need you to milk it for all it’s worth, give us a witty caption or at least give it your best shot. Even if at times, the caption is a funny inside joke that all your daily stalkers won’t get, a caption is a nice plus. Another way to caption is inside the photo tags. This form of wit is accepted and encouraged when that random frat fright photo bombs your cute girl pic, please do make a mockery of his ass in the tag since ain’t nobody knows his name or much less is friends with them on facebook! Everyone loves a good joke at one’s own expense, have an especially fatty double chin, call it out in your tag (err better yet, maybe that one doesn’t make the cut for the facebook album) but the point is don’t be afraid to be a li’l creative.
Moving on, photo comments – do’s & don’ts:
Do leave a witty comment or inside joke
Don’t leave a dumb ass remark or question,
i.e. “where is this?” on an album entitled “
Please keep in mind that the person who posted the album as well as the people in the picture are going to receive all of those nagging li’l annoying notification emails that Stacey Joe says,
“OMG, LMAO, ROFL! I have that dress in BLUE J ♥♪!!!”
…that’s great are you or your blue dress in the picture?!? NO I DIDN’T THINK SO!
So that’s a bit harsh, just be cautious of your comments, if you’re funny enough or popular enough you can comment as much as like and it probs won’t be annoying but the double standard is if you’re not funny or liked enough you’re kinda limited to about 5 comments & 3 likes give or take, per album or you’ll be deemed annoying as fuck and that’s a fast track to being on the next purge list. And don’t play devils advocate and advise people to turn off their notifications, we shouldn’t have to sacrifice our alerts cuz you’re a douche nozzle*!
*please be advised if you don’t know what a douche nozzle is, chances are you are one!
My Nyquil’s hittin’ me hard now, so imma bounce but take heed,
~The Slut
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