Tumble outta bed and stumble to the kitchen pour myself a cup of ambition.

Wait a second? Did I just read that correctly? No. It can't be.

Did you just invite me to become a fan...of YOU? Seriously? Seriously?!!!

This just happened to me not even five minutes ago. I haven't even had time to breathe. I need to dissect this in the form of a blog.

One, up until this point I wasn't even aware you could invite someone to be a fan of something. Two, do you really need a facebook page AND a fan page? Three, YOU DON'T DO ANYTHING IMPORTANT! You aren't an actor or singer....you don't make me laugh, you aren't famous or anything. Basically you are a normal human being and you want me to become a fan of your normalness. You have just become (and I'm sure I'll receive a lot of flack on this one) the Susan Boyle of my Facebook world (not that there's anything wrong with Susan Boyle its just that she is just mediocre at best and I don't get why everyone was all on her shit...glad to get that off my chest)

I think this is just another case of facebook gone too far. I was all about becoming fans of things and then (as the blonde discussed previously) it got out of hand, but THIS...this is just too much. I'm sure your mama thinks you are the best thing to happen since the Real Housewives of New York Reunion (seriously. How good was that shit?) but I'm not about it. Shit, I think there are some Real-life ACTUALLY talented ACTUALLY famous people that shouldn't have their own fan pages. So pretty much what I'm saying is this is NOT okay.

AND one more thing I DON'T want to follow you on Twitter.

The grass isn't always greener...even if you use fertilizer...

-The Gay