We are here to discuss photo selection. I cannot even tell you how many times the members of Pangea have been sitting around on our various internet devices, and one of us comes across a particularly... let's say... notable photograph.
"Ohmigod, have you guys seen this?"
"what?"
"check your news feed. NOW. Look at soandsos Supersweet Party Album."
You know... as much as you think we're interested in seeing your progression from pregaming in the shower to passed out on the pavement, you could be wrong. Especially if the interim involves ill-fitting togas and/or incredibly unpleasant make-out sessions, all conveniently captured on your own camera.
Now, we understand if someone else posted those photos of you and you haven't woken up in your pool of vomit yet, and still need to bring yourself back to life with a vat of Chinese food and gatorade, so therefore haven't been able to hastily untag. We've all been there. Others always happen to capture you at your worst, ask Ashley Dupree of the Elliot Spitzer fame and various Miss Teen USA contestants caught in slutty Halloween costumes biting their sorority sister's tit.
HOWEVER... in the act of posting your own pictures... you are blessed with the ability to EDIT! Nipple slip? Delete. Potential vaginal view? Delete. One eye open, sweaty, greasy haired stupor? DELETE.
And then... there's the "I just got a new camera!" album or "OMG I was soooo bored!" album completely filled with stupid pictures of YOU. I feel personally wronged by wasting my bandwidth on scanning through all of those photos with the potential of seeing something OTHER than you in various poses, some intentionally naked looking, some with a cute little pouty face, and some where you're in the middle of a forced laugh.
It's not cute.
Everyone is laughing at you.
Especially us.
-The Jew
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