Thursday, September 23, 2010
your love, your love, your love is my drug.
Facebook is currently down and I'm now realizing how much of my life is dedicated to it. I mean hell, I write on a blog about it! I think its time to step back and take a breather. I could never fully get rid of facebook, but I wonder if this is the beginning of the end? First the parents started joining, then the Facebook movie, now site outages, and lets not forget the presence of twitter. I know this question has been put forth before, but is facebook going to go the way of myspace, friendster, and all those social networking sites before it? And not to get to philosophical, but if facebook goes does that mean we are all growing up? AND more than that, what will be the thing to replace facebook, and will I be too old and uncool to join it when it comes? I guess my point is this, sometimes it takes little disruptions in our daily routines to change it up a bit, so take this as a moment to do what people have been saying since the Internets were called the world wide web and go for a run, pick up a book, or hell whatever happened to rotting your brain by watching good ole fashion TV?!
So I'm making a pledge to let facebook only be a small part of my life for a bit. I'm sure this will only serve to make me more productive in my daily duties and make me friendlier to people I see on the street and that can't hurt...right? When I feel uncomfortable I'll text someone like I used to do and when I'm bored I'll read a newspaper. Knowing me this will only last a little bit, but its worth a try. Now lets get out there and do something with our lives!
oh and twitter is for crazies.
-The Gay
Friday, May 14, 2010
REGULATORS, MOUNT UP...
So here on DPTONF there’s the redundant topic of photos. Time and time again we’ve rehashed not to put pics of your dead baby, your hoe on a toilet, your taddies (itty bitty or not) but what we’ve not delved into yet is the issue of photo captions and comments, ergo…
Let us all remember whilst facebook is a reliable, applicable facet for social networking it is also a main source of entertainment for us folk that have moved on from our hillbilly parts of the south or the Midwest and aren’t a part of the cow tipping that we count on your pictures to entertain us with. We’re gonna need you to milk it for all it’s worth, give us a witty caption or at least give it your best shot. Even if at times, the caption is a funny inside joke that all your daily stalkers won’t get, a caption is a nice plus. Another way to caption is inside the photo tags. This form of wit is accepted and encouraged when that random frat fright photo bombs your cute girl pic, please do make a mockery of his ass in the tag since ain’t nobody knows his name or much less is friends with them on facebook! Everyone loves a good joke at one’s own expense, have an especially fatty double chin, call it out in your tag (err better yet, maybe that one doesn’t make the cut for the facebook album) but the point is don’t be afraid to be a li’l creative.
Moving on, photo comments – do’s & don’ts:
Do leave a witty comment or inside joke
Don’t leave a dumb ass remark or question,
i.e. “where is this?” on an album entitled “
Please keep in mind that the person who posted the album as well as the people in the picture are going to receive all of those nagging li’l annoying notification emails that Stacey Joe says,
“OMG, LMAO, ROFL! I have that dress in BLUE J ♥♪!!!”
…that’s great are you or your blue dress in the picture?!? NO I DIDN’T THINK SO!
So that’s a bit harsh, just be cautious of your comments, if you’re funny enough or popular enough you can comment as much as like and it probs won’t be annoying but the double standard is if you’re not funny or liked enough you’re kinda limited to about 5 comments & 3 likes give or take, per album or you’ll be deemed annoying as fuck and that’s a fast track to being on the next purge list. And don’t play devils advocate and advise people to turn off their notifications, we shouldn’t have to sacrifice our alerts cuz you’re a douche nozzle*!
*please be advised if you don’t know what a douche nozzle is, chances are you are one!
My Nyquil’s hittin’ me hard now, so imma bounce but take heed,
~The Slut
Monday, April 26, 2010
Elegance is learned, my friend.
Wednesday, February 24, 2010
Secret Secret, I Got a Secret
Recently I've been trying to catch myself up on the ever-popular, ever-confusing, ever-addicting TV phenomenon known as LOST. Last time I checked, I left off somewhere in Season 2 and never looked back. Now, with this year marking the sixth and final season I felt like I was so far behind it was just useless to catch up. But then I realized, I AM NOT A QUITTER DAMNIT. I WILL MAKE LOST MY BITCH!
And I am doing just that. In a little under two weeks, I've managed to get through Seasons 1 and 2 and am proud to report that I am 3 episodes in to Season 3 as of last night. It also helps that I have no life...but I'm fine with it. Really. I am. REALLY!
Sidenote: The Gay, who now resides in an official territory of Pangea somewhere in the Chicago suburbs, (Kind of like the Puerto Rico to our U.S.), unbeknownst to me until he put it on FB, he also made the life choice to pop his Lost cherry (I'm really sorry for using that metaphor) and start at the very beginning. A very good place to start.
Anyway, I know that Lost has been on TV for six years now...I know that it is one of the shows that totally fucks with you and then leaves a note and never calls you again. But I just can't help myself. I can't stay away. And thanks to my Netflix subscription...I've got all 5 previous season at my disposal and a bottle of wine on my bedside table. DON'T JUDGE.
BUT. Facebook friends, let me just say this. Do NOT ruin a perfectly good catch-up marathon by putting current season spoilers in your status. NOT COOL. I wish I could be as prioritized (is that a word?) as you when it comes to TV schedules, but sometimes DragRace and The Real Housewives and Law and Order AND ice dancing are on at the same time and I JUST CAN'T CHOOSE. And NO, I don't have DVR. Lay off. So, therefore I'm way late on all things Lost.
Just cause you're all on top of your shit does not give you the right to ruin it for everyone else! Some people want to watch and find out for themselves. Shocking, I know. If I see one more person with "OMG, I can't believe so-and-so died at the end of Lost! And then came back from the dead and blew up the island! And then died again! OMG!" as their status, I'm gonna climb through my computer and choke you.
It's like telling someone the big twist of The Sixth Sense before they see the movie. Why buy the cow if you can get the milk for free or some shit, right? Well, I guess that applies more to slutty girls...but you know what I mean. All I'm saying is, what the hell is the point if I already know what happens? I don't want the Cliff Notes version of the show, ok? It's about the journey, I want to soak up every last second of deserted island madness without you ruining it for me! IS THAT TOO MUCH TO ASK?
I'm sorry baby, I didn't mean to yell at you. Just keep a damn secret for another couple weeks until I'm caught up. Fair is fair, respect equal opportunity TV watching.
If you really need to divulge something, just tell me the entire plotline of Avatar instead and save me $12.50 and movie theater butter damage to my arteries. Deal?
Sincerely Yours,
The Blonde
P.S. Shout outs to all of you Lost watchers you know how to keep your yap shut. I love you. Well, not really, but I like you. But not like you like you. Like, I just like you as a friend. ....I gotta go.
Friday, January 29, 2010
Supersonic, idiotic, disconnecting, not respecting, who would ever really wanna go and top that?
Thursday, November 26, 2009
Don't cry, don't raise your eye, it's only teenage wasteland
Friday, November 13, 2009
walking on, walking on broken glaaaaas
I was just asked out on a date...
1. You asked me out on FACEBOOK.
2. We've never formally met
3. YOU ASKED ME OUT ON FACEBOOK!
4. WE'VE NEVER MET! I DON'T KNOW YOU!
Now he isn't a complete stranger, he saw me in a show. I've never met him, but we did have those two precious hours where I sang my face off completely unaware of his presence and he watched, but this in no way condones his behavior.